From: Quotable Woman
"If you weigh well the strengths of our armies you will see that in this battle we must conquer or die. This is a woman's resolve. As for the men, they may live or be slaves."
"How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?"
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
"A hundred years from now? All new people."
- Anne Lamott
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
- Hedy Lamarr
"When mom found my diaphragm, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat."
- Liz Winston
"No more tears now; I will think about revenge."
- Mary, Queen of Scots
"People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
- Rebecca West
"The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more."
- Colleen McCullough
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."
- Gloria Steinem
"The vote means nothing to women. We should be armed."
- Edna O'Brien
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
From: Quotable Woman
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures."
- Bart Simpson
From Alas, A Blog
and for something completely different...
I went to a local megastore to buy a computer hutch for my oldest daughter, and, while I was there, I ran into one of the most talented students I have ever known. She graduated a year ago with a major in English and a minor in information systems. Now she works as a cashier. She wore a red smock and a little plastic nametag with the word "Target"
And one more...
Who doesn't like Teresa? Oh. The ones who still think women should be seen and not heard...
According to the chattering class, Heinz Kerry is -- and I quote -- "too outspoken," "too opinionated," "slightly zany," "eccentric and unpredictable," "the queen of direct" and -- cover your ears, kids -- "says what she thinks, when she thinks it."