Oh, I'm home....
Thai food, beer, soaking in the tub, decadent reading of multiple books...
Oh, yes. This is the good life.
Friday, February 25, 2005
Mosh just took me aside with the immortal words, "You're in trouble," and put me in a closed-door meeting with him.
Thoughts running through my head:
1) Somebody's been checking my internet time. I'm screwed.
2) Somebody found my blog
3) Somebody found out that I'm staying at the Grand Hyatt week after next
4) Hopefully, I'll be fired.
In fact, Mosh was totally being a smartass, and he'd brought me in to discuss my $1000 yearly bonus that just got deposited into my account. 40% is stock, 60% is cash, but all of the taxes come out of the cash, so I've only got an extra $221 in my account.
Not exactly a high-roller.
I was thanked for doing what I do (what do I do, exactly?) and thanked for my willingnes to travel, and told what an asset I was and blah blah and hope you'll be here many years to come and blah.
I swear, people can totally sense when you're completely fed up with your job and ready to jump ship.
Gosh, sure is lucky he had the choice to have an elective surgery, huh? Sure is great that the Catholic church thinks going to the hospital for an elective surgery is OK, if it can potentially improve and lengthen your quality of life.
How thoughtful of them, to let him choose how he'd like to be cared for. I mean, could you imagine having the procedure in place that could potentially allow him to lead a better life, but him being unable to make that choice because his religion said that only God could play God and that humans had no right to interfere with the body's "natural" processes? Like, say, birth and death?
He sure is lucky to be a white man with choices. White men sure are lucky that way.
This is just sooo incredibly illegal that I didn't even think it was worthy of bringing up: it's just so illegal. You just can't do it.
But that was when I lived in another country.
Why aren't they demanding the sexual health and histories of the men whose sperm instigated these pregnancies? Aren't promiscuous men equally suspect of being "sexual perverts" because they fucked around?
Oh, wait, I forgot: women are the sexual gatekeepers. Guys get a Get Out of Jail Free card.
This is fucking grotesque. It's a mockery of women, of the supposed "equality" of women, and it's a fucking smack in the face for every fucking woman who's fought to keep her body off the state chattle market.
Bull fucking shit. Bullshit. This isn't treating women like human beings. Watch yourself being put back into line, chiklits, one Kansas attorney general at a time.
I want a record of his sexual history, seeing as everybody's sexual history is now of the utmost importance to the State.
Fuck you, asshole.
Alaskans make me proud... Check out the latest shuttle commander... Here's what happens when your parents get pissed off with what you write...
D.H. Lawrence gets taken to the mat:
It is hard to take Lawrence's preachings about 'phallic tenderness' seriously, other than as a reflection of the deep-rooted fears evoked by the first phase of the sexual and economic emancipation of women. He is the ultimate spokesman for a particular type of male personality, so defended against a devouring mother that he is crippled by fear of commitment.
And, Look! The Gays Are Taking Over the Phillipines, too! In the army, no less! All this gayness! All this marriage! Too much love and happiness and this world might just EXPLODE!
And, for your workday amusement... Practical Applications of the Philosopher's Stone. For Drunks.
All via Jenn. Cause lord knows I haven't had the time to find all of these myself...