Saturday, June 25, 2005

My Horoscope, According to The Onion

LeGuin (Jan. 3—Mar. 14)Your attempt to build a peaceful, agrarian matriarchy in the former northern-Californian archipelago fails miserably when the thousands of cat-fights breaking out amongst the basket-weaving lodgers are traced back to overexposure to winsome folk music.

This is Getting Old!

Showed the apartment again today.

It's a really fucking great apartment. Rent the damn thing already, OK?

2 bedrooms, hardwood floors, great neighborhood, huge kitchen, 1K a month, coin laundry in the basement, brownstone walkup.

C'mon already, OK?