Monday, August 15, 2005
Starting today, I'll be dual-blogging here and at VanderWorld for a couple weeks (I'm not double-posting. VW and BW will have different content), so check-in periodically.
Who knows? It might even be interesting.
(thanks for the reminder for a reminder, Scott)
Boston's beloved pair of swans -- feted by city leaders, residents, and tourists alike as one of the Hub's most celebrated summer attractions -- are a same-sex couple. Yes, scientific tests have shown that the pair, named Romeo and Juliet, are really Juliet and Juliet.
Massachusettes is spreadin' the gay! This proves it's contagious. Interspecies contagious, even.
If we make same-sex marriage legal in Texas, the swans will all turn gay!
The McDonald's Diet: health = thinness.
Because at no point in this article to they say her resting heart rate and cholesterol have decreased, at no point does she say she took up exercising, and at no point does anyone with a medical degree say she's lowered her risk of cardiovascular disease by "losing" thirty pounds.
Because it's not about health:
"It feels great," she said. "Because, the truth of the matter is that beauty is power, and if you're fat, or your overweight, then people don't really take you seriously."
At least she's honest.
Oh yes, chicklits, it is Monday. That time when all coffee bites back with that saccharine-savvy aftertaste and the fucktards leer from the rooftops to snicker at your workaday commute from Hell.
The good news is that once again, there's fuck-all to do but blog and write and snicker.
It could be worse.
I might actually have to work for a living.
Could you imagine???