Sunday, July 22, 2007

Why Do I Always Overcorrect for Whole Wheat Pasta?

Why? Why? Why?

I love my graham crackers and all, but when food is medicine, it's just not as fun to eat, particularly when you're up feeling woozy past your bedtime.


I would like to magically be able to tell my body to stop eating my pancreas.


Why is Cleopatra a drugged out, sex-crazy, slightly dimwitted pale-skinned whore with no hair?

It's Like It's a Real Book or Something!

Halfway through Black Desert. It's at about 45,000 words, that point at which, which you print it out, it almost feels like you're writing a real book.

Repeat after me:

Draft by October! Draft by October!