Babylon 5: A Call to Arms

Sweet holy mother of gawd, how does Straczynski write this crap with a straight face?

EDIT: OMG he was a staff writer for Shee-ra Princess of Power! OMG! OMG! I think I have a secret fear that after a decade or two of writing with complete abandon, without being critiqued by friends and fellow writers and ceasing to listen to the sticky Voice of Reason that reminds me all of my kewl Epic Fantasy thoughts are not New and Shiny pots of gold, I will end up writing just like him. "They said Exacalibur would return during man's darkest hour..." oh sweet GAWD.