Wednesday, August 16, 2006

I'm the Most Dangerous Kind of Feminist!

Do I get a cookie? Do I? Do I?

The Brilliant Educated Girl: This is a girl with one hell of a mind, and because of it she spends too much time thinking. Whether she feels she deserves more simply because she is smarter, or she was filled with feminist propaganda in an institution of higher learning, there is no greater threat to Man's sacrosanct position as master than the BEG. To make matters worse BEGs are usually FAGs (Fucking Angry Girls). These girls are pissed, and imminently capable of furthering the feminist agenda. They often have a softer face in public in order to obfuscate their true nature. They may marry men, but only after they have busted their balls. The whole concept of proverbial castration is the creation of the BEG. Note that BEGs tend to be liberal with the occasional (fanatic) conservative. Conservatives are just too dumb to fall into this category. Kameron Hurley seems to fit into this category perfectly."

Oh, how I love the internets!!!

11 comments so far. What are your thoughts?

pie maker barney said...

Yeah, what he said. And I bet you can't handle rejection either.

In your perfect world you'd probably just go off somewhere on a holiday and expect some man to make dinner and pie. Yeah, like that'll happen.

Kameron Hurley said...

And you know, these days I don't even eat pie!!!!

But I could use someone to make lasagne... I wonder if your wife would let me borrow you for cooking purposes....? heh heh

his most humbleness ian said...

Oh you'll eat the pie! At least I think so because I'm trying to figure out how to make a pie that won't kill you. Damnit woman, I'm trying to save an innocent life! I'm a scientist not a doctor!

David Moles said...

The link is broken.

Kameron Hurley said...

The link is now fixed!!!!

Cyrddin said...

Insecure men like this would be way too funny if they weren't so sad. I'm a "dangerous" feminist myself. Keep up the awesome work!

That Girl said...

:::sending cookies:::

This would totally make my day!

Lumien said...

I say we pool our funds and get you some of that $14 cheese you like so much. :)

Kameron Hurley said...

Cheese is GOD'S FOOD! GOD'S FOOD I TELL YOU!!!!!!

David Moles said...

Dude is nuts!!!

(He can't really be Canadian, can he?)

PerpetualBeginner said...

That is one hell of a weird site. I showed it to my husband, who's still snickering over the really weird view of marriage and male/female relations.

I think by his lights, I would also be a BEG. I love how he describes all the ways in which the women in his little categories have been mistreated by men, and then castigates them for their anger.