Because until the world is perfect, you sometimes still have to play dirty:
Armed with my new tips and tricks, I laced up my skates and headed out to face the jungle that is childhood. When the boys confronted me again, I dared them to mess with me. One ballsy kid lunged towards me with the intent of pushing me down. Quickly, I kicked that kid squarely between the legs with my skate. He crumpled to the ground as I hysterically screamed at his friends, “I’LL EAT YOUR EYES! I’LL EAT ALL OF YOUR EYES!” Terrified, those boys got up and ran like Hell. I’ve never felt so empowered in my entire life.
Monday, August 13, 2007
Why I'm A Power Feminist
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That's nice, dear.
Yeah, sometimes comments are just so weird I delete them as spam as move on...
Great, now I'm going to be curious for a few minutes, and then I'm going to forget about it and do my grading. Thanks a lot.
Believe me. It was CRAZY.
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE!
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