Sunday, March 02, 2008

Conversations with my Roommates

In conversation about the shortcomings of the not-boyfriend, the Old Man said, "Really, what you need to do is find somebody who's rich and not fucked up."

"Oh gawd," I said, "how BORING. Somebody rich and tortured, how about that?"

"Rich and depressing?"

"It would be a lot more interesting," I said, and thought about it for a moment.

And then it occurred to me, in one shining moment of pure brilliance:

"I need to marry Bruce Wayne."

7 comments so far. What are your thoughts?

Jess said...

Don't we all. :)

Treat Queen said...

Amen to what jess said

Anonymous said...

"In conversation about the shortcomings of the not-boyfriend, the Old Man said, "Really, what you need to do is find somebody who's rich and not fucked up." "

oh thanks....

Kameron Hurley said...

Hey, *I* didn't say it... HE did!!! lol

Kameron Hurley said...

Of course, I would have also added, "Someone who's ready to be a grown up... and isn't afraid to love me."

That part, certainly, is accurate! ;)

Djiril said...

It had been decided that you need to be warned. Women who get close to Bruce Wayne tend to die horribly so he can angst about it.
This warning brought to you courtesy of the good folks at Girl-Wonder.org.

Kameron Hurley said...

Ahhh, yes.

Point taken.