Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Tips For Modern Living

If you don't feel like doing the pile of dishes in the sink, but can't stand the idea of waking up in the morning to find that the ants that live under the stove are seething all over your dishes like tiny black maggots, spray a couple spitzes of 409 on your pile of dirty dishes before going to bed.

You will awake refreshed, and untroubled by ant attacks.

Or, of course, you could actually wash your dishes. But who wants to do that?

3 comments so far. What are your thoughts?

Anonymous said...

Many years ago, I watched a nova about scientists who lived on the reef that they were studying. After meals they put the dishes in the water and let the fish clean them. So the real problem might be that you need more ants so that dishes will get the dishes completely cleaned. 

Posted by AndiF

Anonymous said...

Combat ant traps work! 

Posted by VJ

Anonymous said...

However, I don't think my roommate would appreciate watching ants cleaning the dishes. Her SO would appreciate it even less...

I have also learned that ants prefer cheese to salsa. Truly one of the most probing questions of the century... 

Posted by Kameron Hurley