Tuesday, July 26, 2005

An Open Letter to Viagra Guy

Do you really need to listen to sports scores and track the minute by minute countdown (from 60 minutes) of the shuttle launch on the speakers of your computer without using headphones and then narrate your experiece for the rest of us at 8 o'clock in the morning when some of us, who require 8-10 hours of sleep, only got 6 last night because their landlady was showing the apartment until 9 o'clock at night and me and my roommate went out to see a movie?

Do you need to comment on every drawing that comes back from Jonas and tell us how hard and tough it is cause he's such a stickler for actually making sure you get the drawing right? Do you have to sit in this shared space (there are four of us in here) and call you pharmacist for more Viagra prescriptions and haggle with your credit card company about late charges and tell us all about how tough it's going to be for you to get to the bank after work, like the rest of us don't have lives, too? Can you do this on your lunch break, or outside from your cell phone? Are you just a closet exhibitionist who gets off on that sort of thing, intruding on the personal spacing-out of others that gets them through their work days?

I despise sitting back here. I can't fucking wait until these goddamn uploads are done and I can disconnect from this T-1 connection.

6 comments so far. What are your thoughts?

Anonymous said...

I am uncertain what a Fucktard is but suspect Viagra Guy is close!  

Posted by David

Anonymous said...

a "kick me" sign & a piece of tape can work wonders...

or maybe a "very small penis on board" sign. that would be funny too. :p
 

Posted by jam

Anonymous said...

Sounds to me like that boy needs more work to do....

Ooooh, wait. That would be my "Evil Retail Manager" training coming out. But the rest of me kind of agrees with her....

How old IS this idiot? And was he absent when the concept of "getting away with stuff at work by being quiet and *looking* busy" was discussed?  

Posted by laurie

Anonymous said...

It sounds like the guy's some lonely bugger. Take him out for a night on the town, buy him some concrete shoes and intoduce him to the pleasures of the shore. Failing this, throw his inner child down the well.  

Posted by VJ

Anonymous said...

Yea, he needs more work and no phone line. And his own cubicle. Soundproofed. Far from the rest of us.

It's just too much at 8am before coffee to listen to anybody about anything.... 

Posted by Kameron Hurley

Anonymous said...

Unbeknowest to you this gentleman is clearly providing you with material for your newest book entitled OFFICE HELL. 

Posted by Terri H