SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY LUNCH OUT OF THE BREAKROOM FRIDGE. THIS REPRESENTS A SIGNIFICANT FINANCIAL LOSS TO ME.
NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR LUNCH, WHICH I CANNOT AFFORD.
WHERE IS MY FUCKING COKE AND STRING CHEESE YOU FUCKING NAZIS????????????
ALSO, I WANT MY TUPPERWARE BACK!! HOW MANY MORE HOURS WILL YOU HOLD ONTO THIS LUNCH YOU KNOW IS NOT YOURS??? IT HAS BEEN THREE HOURS, PEOPLE.
That is all.
Monday, June 25, 2007
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY LUNCH
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Sons of bitches!
I suggest putting a note on the refrigerator that emphasizes the words DIABETIC and MIGHT DIE.
AND:
I WILL SUE YOU FOR THE COST OF MY LUNCH YOU NAZIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow. String cheese and Coke? It's a wonder you're not dead already. Girl, your idea of a meal is frightening.
That is so fucking not cool.
I think working environments devolve people and cause them to act like animals. I think that's why people starting dressing up in suits and ties and things - to cover it up.
I agree with la gringa...please tell us that there was more than just that.
BUT I'm also furious as well. I hate that when it happens and I can afford to go out to lunch. Argh!!!!
ha ha. yes, there was more than string cheese and coke, but after eating lunch out, that was what I was craving - MY GODDAMN COKE.
Which is still missing.
IT IS NOW 3PM AND IT'S STILL MISSING. HOW CAN THIS PERSON NOT REALIZE BY NOW THAT IT IS NOT THEIR LUNCH?
I also had a salad in there, and tomato soup, and peanuts.
My mother has worked at places where the higher-salaried persons would forage through other people's lunches. I think whomever took it might have taken it on purpose. It does sound pretty tasty, but I am also a girl that brings the same turkey sandwich with a piece of fruit everyday.
NAZIS I TELL YOU.
The lunch still hadn't shown up when I left at 5pm.
I want my fucking tupperware back.
WTF, people? WTF???
On the bright side, they saved you from drinking the CARBONIC ACID mixed with CORN SYRUP AND CARAMEL COLORING.
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