Sunday, March 14, 2010

Twilight Vs. Buffy

You know what Buffy did when she had to choose between the guy she wanted and saving the world? She fucking killed the guy. Duh. Sometimes you have to kill what you love to save the world. That's a real story. Ripping off your shirt to show off your sparkle and cliff diving because you can't live without a guy is fetishized 50s porn. When the sum total of your choices is - should I screw this guy or should I screw this guy? - you're living in a pretty boring world.

C'mon now, people. Where's my backlash against the backlash?

5 comments so far. What are your thoughts?

Kelly said...

I can't even thing about that Twilight stuff. It makes me want to vomit. I read the first two books and kept hoping Buffy would show up to stake the vamps and knock some sense into that twit. Bah.

Djiril said...

Have you seen this yet?

Kameron Hurley said...

Yes! Gellar's "WTF" faces really make this one...


I'm still not sure how last generation's Buffy turned into this generation's Twilight.

My hope is that folks interested in Twilight will get turned on to Buffy that much more easily. Hey, I can hope.

Kelly said...

I love that remix!

"Survey says... vampire!"

For tortured vamps, I'll take Spike over Edward any day. And Buffy... well, she's my hero.

Debra L Martin said...

I tried to watch the movie Twilight last weekend and could only stomach 10 minutes of that dribble....come on. Buffy was and always will be the ultimate slayer. She knew what to do with vampires....not like this pathetic Bella character.